"Mr Harris, I've bought you back a little present from Ireland"
"Oh that's veryt nice of you, but there's no need to whisper, what we whispering about"
"Oh you see, I didn't pay any duty on it as is me custom. I crept quietly passed the Customs and Exercise men"
"No you mean the Customs and Excise men"
"Do I"
"Yeah, you said exercise men, the word is Excise"
"What does it mean"
"Well it means, um, well I've got a sort of a song that explains it, will that be all right?"
"Well I start off like this and you join me as soon as you've got the hand of it"
"All right, fine"

Sumgalugalugalugalugalugalugaluga....

They catch them on the gang planks
They catch them on the docks
We catch them in the stoke holds
Or clammering up the roocks
But still the keep on smuggling, smuggling
Smugalugalugaluga lugalugalualing
But still the keep on smuggling, smuggling
Smugalugalugaluga lugalugalualing along

Try it again
Sumgalugalugalugalugalugalugaluga....

Now some of them are tourists
And some of them are not
Some are cool as cucumbers
And some are just red hot
But all of them keep smuggling, smuggling
Smugalugalugaluga lugalugalualing
But all of them keep smuggling, smuggling
Smugalugalugaluga lugalugalualing along

It's a smugglers life
You see it's a smugglers life
But if you smuggle you can bet
You're surely gonna get into trouble and strife

Sumgalugalugalugalugalugalugaluga....

Now all the smuggled luggage
We've confiscated here
And penalties for smuggling
They get tougher evey year
But still the keep on smuggling, smuggling
Smugalugalugaluga lugalugalualing
But still the keep on smuggling, smuggling
Smugalugalugaluga lugalugalualing along

Sumgalugalugalugalugalugalugaluga....

Sumgalugaluga.

